Gin's really good, and people think it's classy for some reason.
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I wanna get drunk but I don't want to seem unsophisticated.
Lager isn't going to cut it and red wine makes me constipated.
Gin is for winners, I can take or leave the tonic.
You can drink it at morning, afternoon or night, and no one thinks you're an alcoholic.
So if you want to get so drunk you can't remember anything,
but you still want to be classy about it, have a pint of gin.
If you neck a bottle of Buckfast, everyone thinks you're a scummy prick,
but you'll look like a fucking billionaire if you're necking Tanqueray or Hendricks.
Gin is for winners, I can take or leave the tonic.
You can drink it at morning, afternoon or night, and no one thinks you're an alcoholic.
So if you want to get so drunk you can't remember anything,
but you still want to be classy about it, have a pint of gin.
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