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What do you mean you wanna go out?
It's already after twelve.
I've got a backlog on the TiVo
and this Horlicks isn't gonna drink itself.
I used to stay up all night drinking,
but now I'm old it's not for me.
I wanna rock and roll sometimes,
and party occasionally.
Leave me alone.
I'm a very tired man.
I still party pretty hard,
Just on my own, and in comfier pants.
I used to stay up all night drinking,
but now I'm old it's not for me.
I wanna rock and roll sometimes,
and party occasionally.
I used to live life in the fast lane,
but now I'm just too fucking lazy.
I wanna rock and roll sometimes,
and party occasionally.
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AC/DC Is the Same
02:42
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2020 was a shitty year, with a shittier soundtrack,
but then Angus picked up his guitar, and even Brian came back,
and AC/DC made an album to alleviate my fears,
'cause it turns out they've sounded exactly the same for nearly 50 years.
I've got nothing to prove. I wrote Highway to Hell,
so tonight, Matthew, I'm gonna be a mediocre version of myself.
AC/DC is the same.
It's the only thing on earth that keeps me sane,
and change is overrated anyway.
AC/DC is the same.
You need some order to make sense of all the nonsense,
and AC/DC sounding just like this is a universal constant.
Even a legend dying couldn't put the brakes on the rock 'n' roll train,
Malcolm, I love you, but not much has changed.
I've got nothing to prove. I wrote Highway to Hell,
so tonight, Matthew, I'm gonna be a mediocre version of myself.
AC/DC is the same.
It's the only thing on earth that keeps me sane,
and change is overrated anyway.
AC/DC is the same.
AC/DC is the same.
It's the only thing on earth that keeps me sane,
and change is overrated anyway.
AC/DC is the same.
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Insurrectile Dysfunction
01:07
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You've got a stupid name and your facepaint is daft,
and all you really managed to achieve is looking like a dickhead in that hat.
Poor little master race, it must be tough being you,
You start a riot and you don't get shot, all you get is no organic food.
There's not a cure for insurrectile dysfunction,
and you're not a viking, but you're probably a cunt.
At least you only looked like a twat instead of shocking your balls with a taser.
Imagine being the biggest dickhead in the room when you're stood next to Jon Schaffer.
Poor little master race, it must be tough being you,
You start a riot and you don't get shot, all you get is no organic food.
There's not a cure for insurrectile dysfunction,
and you're not a viking, but you're probably a cunt.
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Feed Kids
00:28
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I can't believe you actually voted to make some children starve.
I don't think there's a better way to demonstrate what a massive piece of shit you are.
Feed kids.
Seriously mate, you must be some kind of cunt,
if you think that making that sure kids don't starve to death is a publicity stunt.
Feed kids.
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