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Visit Durham
01:09
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Come and visit Durham, it's a national delight
you can go for a drive to test your eyesight
You can head to Barnard castle if you're feeling blue
it's the perfect place to break the rules
Visit Durham
It's really nice
Visit Durham
Against government advice
You can walk in the woods, if you're rich
and your son needs to go and take a piss
Stay home we said, but we also meant to say
The rules don't apply on your wife's birthday
Visit Durham
It's really nice
Visit Durham
Against medical advice
Visit Durham
It's really nice
Visit Durham
Against government advice
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Pizza is Cool
00:15
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Meat, tomato, bread and cheese
Pizza is cool
Pepperoni and anchovies
Pizza is cool
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I bought 18 cans on Friday, drank them all by Sunday night
The wine I kept under the sink was fine but it went off in '95
Got some Drambuie for Christmas, and these are trying times
I'm so desperate for a drink, I'd even settle for Bud Light
Drinking through lockdown, and I'm a fucking mess
I don't know when the pubs will open, and it's causing me distress
I wish I knew - when I - would see a draft pint again
When does this end?
What's in Nail Polish remover? I'm pretty sure there's some booze in that
I made a snowball out of disinfectant, dettol and Advocaat
The Listerine mojitos pack a punch and give me minty breath
And toilet duck is great with orange juice despite the danger of death
Drinking through lockdown, and I'm a fucking mess
I don't know when the pubs will open, and it's causing me distress
I wish I knew - when I - would see a draft pint again
When does this end?!
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